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  1. #1
    SkunkWorks
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    Large and Prickley

    I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    I only need to figure out how to make Broccoli more addictive than Meth, Diet Coke and Cigarettes.

    First up is a "Behind the Muzak" expose' of that famous singer Broccoli Spears broccoli addiction....

    ooooooooooooo

    WARNING: ELS Products MAY CONTAIN, or be Made With, Patented Parts, Tools, Components and/or Apparati. Manufacturing Facility DOES Contain Nuts.

    PayPal to: Pete@Hyper-Formance.com
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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  2. #2
    President of the ZRXOA
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    Lakewood, Ca

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Put the Bong down, it's early and you've already had too much.

  3. #3
    SkunkWorks
    Join Date
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    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ca Pete View Post
    Put the Bong down, it's early and you've already had too much.
    A Broccoli Bong? Ahh yes, the STEAMER!!


    ooooooooooooo

    WARNING: ELS Products MAY CONTAIN, or be Made With, Patented Parts, Tools, Components and/or Apparati. Manufacturing Facility DOES Contain Nuts.

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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  4. #4
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Birmingham, AL

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ca Pete View Post
    Put the Bong down, it's early and you've already had too much.
    I was thinking the same thing... what the hell is Pete smoking

    Wayne

  5. #5
    King of Kazmania
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    Kazmania

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!



    To make a zillion dollars, start with eleventy-zillion and make parts for an obsolete motorcycle...




    " 'tis far better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt" - Someone

    “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” - Someone else



    SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, DO WHAT YOU SAY



  6. #6
    SkunkWorks
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    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kazman View Post


    To make a zillion dollars, start with eleventy-zillion and make parts for an obsolete motorcycle...


    I know, right??

    ooooooooooooo

    WARNING: ELS Products MAY CONTAIN, or be Made With, Patented Parts, Tools, Components and/or Apparati. Manufacturing Facility DOES Contain Nuts.

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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  7. #7
    BadAss Hooligan
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    US

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Broccoli for Ducati riders
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    current bike: 2000 ZRX1100
    Member # 9904

  8. #8
    Hooligan
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    Zoetermeer, The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ca Pete View Post
    Put the Bong down, it's early and you've already had too much.


    Verstuurd vanaf mijn Moto G (5) Plus met Tapatalk

  9. #9
    Born In The USA
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
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    Redding, CA.

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    I thought you were well on your way with the petcock O-rings.
    You'll never know how fast you can go, until you go too fast.

    I have discovered that half of being a good rebel is knowing what to rebel against.



    2014 Ninja 1000

    2005 ZX10

    1981 GPz550

  10. #10
    BadAss Hooligan
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    US

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cadman View Post
    I thought you were well on your way with the petcock O-rings.
    ^ this
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    current bike: 2000 ZRX1100
    Member # 9904

  11. #11
    Hooligan
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    Sisters,Or.

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Broccoli is merely a gateway! Next thing everyone will be doing Brussel sprouts!

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    Stuffed Up
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    Brisbane QLD, Australia

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cadman View Post
    I thought you were well on your way with the petcock O-rings.
    Cock rings for pets? You guys are sick!
    #10079

    2002 Streetfighter - K&N Pods, Jet Kit (unsure which), ZZR1200 Cams, No Flos, Black Widow Headers, Custom Shorty Exhaust, +4 ELS Advancer, -1+3 Gearing, Streetfighter Front End, Custom Paint, Steel Rear, De-ribbed Clutch and pulsar covers, Gauges sunk into tank

    2007 - Ixil SlipOn Exhaust, Ivan's Block off plates, FP Jetting (35/130, 2.5 turns out, 3rd click down 1 washer on top), Uni Pods, +4 ELS Advancer

  13. #13
    I'm Not The Favorite
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    Dec 2013
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    The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by shasean View Post
    Broccoli is merely a gateway! Next thing everyone will be doing Brussel sprouts!
    Those things are hard-core. Stay away!

    What about opium-glazed broccoli?
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  14. #14
    SkunkWorks
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    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Diggs View Post
    Cock rings for pets? You guys are sick!
    Newbies....years ago I was accused of selling o-rings for pet cocks the were not needed.

    Well, of course it was to buy my new Bentley...one buck at a time.

    ooooooooooooo

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    PayPal to: Pete@Hyper-Formance.com
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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  15. #15
    Hooligan
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    San Antonio Texas

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by KWICK View Post
    A Broccoli Bong? Ahh yes, the STEAMER!!

    Don’t forget to add the cheese man!

  16. #16
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
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    San Lorenzo, CA "The Mudflats"

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Broccoli =
    "Enjoy the ride!"

  17. #17
    SkunkWorks
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    Large and Prickley

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDave View Post
    Broccoli =
    Maybe, but it can keep us alive.

    ooooooooooooo

    WARNING: ELS Products MAY CONTAIN, or be Made With, Patented Parts, Tools, Components and/or Apparati. Manufacturing Facility DOES Contain Nuts.

    PayPal to: Pete@Hyper-Formance.com
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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  18. #18
    I'm Not The Favorite
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
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    The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDave View Post
    Broccoli =
    It's better than cauliflower...

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  19. #19
    SkunkWorks
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    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jacohatt View Post
    It's better than cauliflower...

    Sent from my LYA-L29 using Tapatalk
    I call cauliflower "Brains"

    ooooooooooooo

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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  20. #20
    I'm Not The Favorite
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
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    The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by KWICK View Post
    I call cauliflower "Brains"


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  21. #21
    2009 Hooligan of the year
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    Austin, TX

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    :broccolini:

  22. #22
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Rockwell, iowa

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Everybody has it all wrong. You need to find an old church for sale and buy it. Then get yourself internet ordained. Find a few gals to sing "Praise the Lord and Halaula" whenever you say anything. You may have to bribe a few people so you can heal them on stage in front of all your followers. Once the healing begins you will be able to afford a TV show and from that point you are rich.

    I know a little church for sale.......

    Ken
    ZRXOA 7793

    Don't ask me what I think of you
    I might not give the answer that you want me to

  23. #23
    Stuffed Up
    Join Date
    Nov 2015
    Location
    Brisbane QLD, Australia

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kenh View Post
    Everybody has it all wrong. You need to find an old church for sale and buy it. Then get yourself internet ordained. Find a few gals to sing "Praise the Lord and Halaula" whenever you say anything. You may have to bribe a few people so you can heal them on stage in front of all your followers. Once the healing begins you will be able to afford a TV show and from that point you are rich.

    I know a little church for sale.......

    Ken

    This is great thinking!

    Dont have to pay tax, probably get away with most nearly everything illegal ....................... MIGHT catch up on you 40 years late
    #10079

    2002 Streetfighter - K&N Pods, Jet Kit (unsure which), ZZR1200 Cams, No Flos, Black Widow Headers, Custom Shorty Exhaust, +4 ELS Advancer, -1+3 Gearing, Streetfighter Front End, Custom Paint, Steel Rear, De-ribbed Clutch and pulsar covers, Gauges sunk into tank

    2007 - Ixil SlipOn Exhaust, Ivan's Block off plates, FP Jetting (35/130, 2.5 turns out, 3rd click down 1 washer on top), Uni Pods, +4 ELS Advancer

  24. #24
    Bleeding Kawasaki since the 70's
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    May 2002
    Location
    Charleston, TN -- bah-ha-wa-ha!

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Guod Luck

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    SS
    For all the members we've lost - this board can only hope to help you live on in others. YTRAP, itchy butt, Gary1129, Mavwrek, Mitch#101 and all the others you are forever remembered.
    I have been to HELL. A loft with John T on one side and SS on the other That was a cataclysmic snore fest, weakening the tectonic plates Georgia rests upon!!!!
    YTRAP 2/23/05

    Quote Originally Posted by youngzrxer View Post
    Perko has a good point though....

  25. #25
    I'm Not The Favorite
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kenh View Post
    Everybody has it all wrong. You need to find an old church for sale and buy it. Then get yourself internet ordained. Find a few gals to sing "Praise the Lord and Halaula" whenever you say anything. You may have to bribe a few people so you can heal them on stage in front of all your followers. Once the healing begins you will be able to afford a TV show and from that point you are rich.

    I know a little church for sale.......

    Ken
    Quote Originally Posted by Diggs View Post

    This is great thinking!

    Dont have to pay tax, probably get away with most nearly everything illegal ....................... MIGHT catch up on you 40 years late
    But all the suicide business that follows is a drag.

    When is the next comet flying by again?
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  26. #26
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
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    San Lorenzo, CA "The Mudflats"

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    pizza is 9 times more addictive than cocaine.

    time for a pizza parlor?
    "Enjoy the ride!"

  27. #27
    SkunkWorks
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Large and Prickley

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDave View Post
    pizza is 9 times more addictive than cocaine.

    time for a pizza parlor?

    ...you don't understand....stuff that is actually GOOD for you is VERY hard to make ADDICTIVE.

    IF I could do it, the WORLD WOULD BE MINE, ALL MINE!!

    ooooooooooooo

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    Pete Aronson
    315 West Elliot Road
    Suites 107-487
    Tempe, AZ 85284
    602-397-4869.

  28. #28
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Davenport,Florida

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDave View Post
    pizza is 9 times more addictive than cocaine.

    time for a pizza parlor?
    They we're selling you baby powder.
    #231 1/2

  29. #29
    Stuffed Up
    Join Date
    Nov 2015
    Location
    Brisbane QLD, Australia

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by eddy21 View Post
    They we're selling you baby powder.
    It's all snake oil anyhow
    #10079

    2002 Streetfighter - K&N Pods, Jet Kit (unsure which), ZZR1200 Cams, No Flos, Black Widow Headers, Custom Shorty Exhaust, +4 ELS Advancer, -1+3 Gearing, Streetfighter Front End, Custom Paint, Steel Rear, De-ribbed Clutch and pulsar covers, Gauges sunk into tank

    2007 - Ixil SlipOn Exhaust, Ivan's Block off plates, FP Jetting (35/130, 2.5 turns out, 3rd click down 1 washer on top), Uni Pods, +4 ELS Advancer

  30. #30
    I'm Not The Favorite
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Location
    The Netherlands

    Re: I have figured out how to make a zillion bucks!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Diggs View Post
    It's all snake oil anyhow
    Ozztaylia...
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