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  1. #1
    President of the ZRXOA
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Pleasanton, CA

    New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!



    The all new version of the Aerostich Roadcrafter R-3 one piece suit now features an integrated APP. Each suit has all the original R-3 features (zipper, pockets, TF armor, etc.), while incorporating an all-new proprietary interactive sensor array integrated with an A.I.C. (Artificial Intelligence Capability) mobile app. The more you wear this R-3, the better the APP learns your individual riding style by automatically monitoring heart rate, posture, hydration, hunger, stress and bowel/bladder/B.O situation.

    Pairs with any smartphone or tablet mounted to your bike's handlebars or tankbag to provide instant, real-time notifications about when to pull over and pee, get a bite to eat, wash the suit, sleep, work, spend money and even when to do smokey burnouts. Syncs with GPS to provide turn-by-turn instructions to nearby coffee shops. Also updates popular social media channels with photos and location posts. Perfect one-size-fits-all tailoring, for comfort regardless of base-layer thickness or how many doughnuts one consumed this morning. Hi-Viz Space Gray, with additional colors available by special order.
    Arash (pronounced "our-ash")

    CAUTION - My forum posts may be worth what you paid for them!

    2005 Green RessuREXtion - Amateur 1224 & Six Speed Installation - Oct 2015 BOTM - Yamaha R6 - Aprilia RS250s

  2. #2
    c10's best friend
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Tomball, Tx.

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    There are a few here that need that
    Iron Butt Association #18591

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  3. #3
    Father Joe
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Burpinham, Babalama

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    So while you lie at the scene of your accident, on the verge of bleeding out, the cops are busy reviewing your App to see what/how/when your riding was!!!

    Why in the F can't we get a stinkin' app that tells you when the hottie across the lunch room is ready to be mounted like a painting and driven all the way to Cleveland? Huh? When?
    I'm not completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

    The People's rear loading pink Beach Bomb.

    Kwackifoofoo

  4. #4
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Davenport,Florida

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    Andy Goldfine humor .
    #1212

  5. #5
    Screwed
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    30 minutes from Barbers, B'ham, Al

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    What price, for all this Glory....????
    I've screwed over 13,233 ZRXOA members in the past.......who's next in line??
    See "Products Made by Members" Forum (SS Engine/Body Bolt Kit).....ROK Straps & now ROK Dog Leashes, SOXz Moto-socks, Jacket Caddys.

  6. #6
    King of Kazmania
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Kazmania

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!



    I think I can perty much tell when it's time to pull over and pee, get a bite to eat, wash the suit, sleep, work, spend money and even when to not do smokey burnouts.






    " 'tis far better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"
    - Someone

    "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on,
    or by imbeciles who really mean it."
    - Someone else



    SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, DO WHAT YOU SAY


  7. #7
    President of the ZRXOA
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Pleasanton, CA

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    But are you able to identify an APRIL FOOLS joke?
    Arash (pronounced "our-ash")

    CAUTION - My forum posts may be worth what you paid for them!

    2005 Green RessuREXtion - Amateur 1224 & Six Speed Installation - Oct 2015 BOTM - Yamaha R6 - Aprilia RS250s

  8. #8
    King of Kazmania
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Kazmania

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!



    Obviously not, well played sir. Your fascination with the banana suit played right in to this.



    " 'tis far better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"
    - Someone

    "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on,
    or by imbeciles who really mean it."
    - Someone else



    SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, DO WHAT YOU SAY


  9. #9
    President of the ZRXOA
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Pleasanton, CA

    Re: New 2018 Aerostich App-Enabled R-3 Suit!

    Arash (pronounced "our-ash")

    CAUTION - My forum posts may be worth what you paid for them!

    2005 Green RessuREXtion - Amateur 1224 & Six Speed Installation - Oct 2015 BOTM - Yamaha R6 - Aprilia RS250s


 

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