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  1. #1
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I'm 18 and putting in fencing in an open pasture on a 100+ degree day with 2 old cowboys. They both chewed and asked me if I wanted a dip. Heck ya I said and took a nice size pinch of Copenhagen.

    I would have been happy to die that day.

    They laughed their butts off.

    Never again!

  2. #2
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Apr 2012
    Location
    Syracuse, New York

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Cousin did that to me once, offered me a bit of what looked like a brownie...

  3. #3
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
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    Melbourne, Florida....On the corner of "walk" and "Dont Walk"

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I've been dipping Copenhagen since the 70s. Been swallowing the spit since then as well. Stuff don't phase me. My old training partner (6' 6" 260 lbs) asked me why I do it. Told him I was addicted. He asked to try it when we left the gym. 10 blocks down the road he pulls over at speed and slams on the brakes. Tells me I have to drive. He was F-ed up lol.
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    Father Joe
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    Aug 2009
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    Burpinham, Babalama

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Har har har.

    Had a friend in 1979 and we went to a college fraternity party. We were seniors in high school. I was a big Copenhagen dipper back then. My friend never did. He apparently got caught up in all the fun of the frat party. Beer. Chicks. Warm weather. We're standing out back and he says "I'm ready." I think he's ready to go home but it's early. "Ready? For what?" "I'm ready to try chew." Holy shit. I can't believe what I'm hearing. So I pull out my tin. Show him how to do it. 20 minutes later I can't find him. Search and search. Finally find him. He's sitting on the curb between two parallel parked cars. I say "Duuuuuuuudde.......what are you doing?" He gingerly looks up and says "when does the spinning stop?" I tell him "spit out the chew. Spit out the Cope." He looks up again "I already swallowed it."
    I'm not completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

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  5. #5
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Aug 2008
    Location
    oakland county michigan

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I don't know how you guy's do it. 40 years ago on a desert exercise while in the USMC I tried it and turned about 3 shades of green. Never again.lol

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    In Charge of McGov Only
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    Lakewood, Ca

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I dipped while in the Air Force, well until I got married.

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    Father Joe
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    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Quote Originally Posted by Ca Pete View Post
    I dipped while in the Air Force, well until I got married.
    Yup. Usually at some point ya get the "that (pointing to your mouth)........isn't going here (pointing to her...uh...um...uh...garden) with that STUFF in there." That pretty much brings the whole show to an end.
    I'm not completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

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  8. #8
    Hooligan
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    Charleston, South Carolina

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I did it once. A little pinch between the cheek and gum. I liked it. I vape now. It's my one vice.
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  9. #9
    Hooligan
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    Sep 2010
    Location
    Rhode Island

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Quote Originally Posted by SixDD View Post
    I did it once. A little pinch between the cheek and gum. I liked it. I vape now. It's my one vice.
    That vaping shit is really bad for you. Look up popcorn lung. You'll be sorry later.

  10. #10
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Oxford, Michigan

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Quote Originally Posted by SixDD View Post
    I did it once. A little pinch between the cheek and gum. I liked it. I vape now. It's my one vice.
    I can go back in time to sometime in the early sixties when I was on a toolmaking apprenticeship. I was working on a lathe and an old, old Scotchman was on the lathe in front of me. At that time I was smoking everything, pipe, cigars and cigarettes. Every afternoon this old guy would pull a little bottle out of his pocket, shake something on the back of his hand, suck it into one nostril, wait a couple of minutes, and do the same thing to the other one. I asked him one day what it was, he said snuff and asked me if I wanted to try it. I said sure, and he handed me the bottle. I put a little on the back of my hand, set it up to my nose and inhaled. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It felt like somebody shoved a lit torch up my snot box. That was the first time I saw that old man laugh. All day, every time he looked at me, he was laughing. It was my last experience with that stuff.
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  11. #11
    2009 Hooligan of the year
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    Sep 2001
    Location
    Austin, TX

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Howie View Post
    I've been dipping Copenhagen since the 70s. Been swallowing the spit since then as well. Stuff don't phase me.
    I certainly hope that proves to be the case. Unfortunately, the stats don't support your statement actually being true......in the long run.

  12. #12
    2009 Hooligan of the year
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    Sep 2001
    Location
    Austin, TX

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Both my great grandmothers dipped snuff. That was some seriously nasty stuff.

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    I used to be....
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Auburn, AL

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Both of our kids dip but never around us. We have had discussions about it and the long term impact. It's their environment, older one is studying machining and works in a machine shop, the younger is studying sports turf management, works with the Auburn baseball team, and will be interning at Fenway this summer.

  14. #14
    Bitches Be Krazy....
    What the HELL!!!!

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    Aug 2001
    Location
    Kingman AZ

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Tried it ( dip ) once at about 15 at a friends house , Felt sickly and left , Got about a block away and spewed my guts out for 10mins .... Never touched the stuff again
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  15. #15
    BadAss Hooligan
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    Aug 2006
    Location
    Rockwell, iowa

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    I chewed on some Redman for a while. It was OK. Didn't like the fine cut stuff. That was after I quit smoking. Gave it all up before i got married. Left more cash for trap shooting and RC planes

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  16. #16
    Color Monitor
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Wisconsin

    Re: Cheapest drunk I ever had

    Quote Originally Posted by kenh View Post
    I chewed on some Redman for a while. It was OK. Didn't like the fine cut stuff. That was after I quit smoking. Gave it all up before i got married. Left more cash for trap shooting and RC planes

    Ken
    Me too, Redman and Beech-nut chew for one summer. I couldn't stomach the Cope/Skoal, spitting or otherwise.


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