I think I embarrassed my wife yesterday...Picture a small town, in the middle of the strip there is a small coney island cafe (greasy spoon for non Michigan ppl)where my wife and I routinely go get breakfast. Weather is great, watching all the bikes and old cars drive by....While sitting there, this moron comes to paralel park in front of where we are sitting, along the street. There are two spaces open...He has difficulty parking his suburban into the two let alone to one...He then proceeds to just leave it there, taking up two spaces..
As he gets out of his truck, i mention to him I can help him back up and use one space, leaving one for somebody else...he proceeeds to say "F+@& off, I dont need your help ahole"...I mention he obviously does, even with two spaces he couldnt manage to make it fit..Maybe park around back where there is easier parking for somebody with limited parking skills. He then responded back with a "f*#& you" and went inside.
Afterwards, my wife and I laughed quite a bit, kinda like a scene from "Curb your enthusiasm" or "seinfeld"
My wife thought I was a bit rude to even say anything..I meant it seriously, I would guide him into the space..Was I a dick for not looking the other way and ignoring it?