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  1. #1
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Kingston, TN

    Got my first oil royalty check!

    Sunoco started pumping oil on our west Texas farm land and today I got my first royalty check. You guys will be rubbing shoulders with a genuine Texas Oil Man now. What should I get next? A new Mercedes, one of them fast new BMW mo'ercickles? In my best Hank Hill voice, "The sky is the limit, I'll tell you what!" As long as it doesn't cost any more than $138.44.
    I found out why my eyes water during sex. It's the mace!

  2. #2
    KING of BLINGWICH...with a dash of mayo
    his bearings ain't right

    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Nashville

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    How long of a time period to get that whopping check?

  3. #3
    kfoster
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    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Black gold...............


    Well the first thing ya' know......................

  4. #4
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Kingston, TN

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    As best as I could tell it is for a 1 month period but honestly I'm not sure. The details on the check stub kind of run together and seem to be in code. I'm probably getting screwed, but it don't hurt none.
    I found out why my eyes water during sex. It's the mace!

  5. #5
    MyPalDal
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Rhode Island

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Where in West Texas?

    Hope it's not my old grandpappy's dirt he sold
    for about $5.84 or something.

    Of course, he stole it from the Indians who stole
    it from the Mexicans who stole it from the
    uh....... starts with a "C".... the original
    originals.... about 15,000 years ago.
    Just say no to mumbo jumbo.

    I doubt. Therefore, I might be.

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    Ride places. Eat things.

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  6. #6
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Kingston, TN

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    It's near Eola in Tom Green County near San Angelo.
    I found out why my eyes water during sex. It's the mace!

  7. #7
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    47330

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    By golly now I know who to bitch at when the gas prices go up again




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  8. #8
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Kingston, TN

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jims_rex View Post
    By golly now I know who to bitch at when the gas prices go up again




    You'll have to make an appointment. I'm impotent now you know.
    I found out why my eyes water during sex. It's the mace!

  9. #9
    Appalachian American
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Alabama

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Know what the difference is between a Texas oil man and a pigeon is?







    A pigeon can make a deposit on a new Rolls Royce!
    The older I get, the faster I was
    '99 ZRX 1100
    '78 KZ400 B1 Bike of the Month
    July 2007 KZ Rider.com
    '05 Chinese Fiddy

    We will not allow one of our legends nor his family to suffer in silence or alone.The rally cry has been given, we stand fast to do that which is required of us; say but the word and we will be there for our comrade.

    --C. Nafziger

  10. #10
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Lumberton, Tx

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    A lady I worked with a few years back quit her store manager job (80,000 a year) one day all of a sudden and was gone. I saw her a couple years later and she told me she was getting a $5000 a month check from the guys pulling oil out of her yard outside of Beaumont. They paid her this big sum for damages that pretty much takes care of her retirement besides the monthly check. You know what I have under my yard? Crawfish! Damned mudbugs..
    Get on the short bus boys 'cause I'm takin' y'all to school!

  11. #11
    Floyd Collins wannabe
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Enid, OK

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    I guess I'm a magnate, too. I get a gas royalty check every month!! Ranges from $60-100. Let's convert all our cars to CNG so the price will go up and I can retire!

    That, or the lottery (and I don't buy tickets) will be the only way I'll be able to leave work any other way than on a stretcher.
    I don't want a pickle...


  12. #12
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    northwest Ohio

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    When I married my wife I thought I was marrying into an oil
    fortune. There were 2 wells on her grandmothers farm.

    Grandma got a check once every three months for about $ 95.00.

    .
    1976 Suzi GT500 (sold- going to a museum in Hong Kong)
    1977 BMW R100/7 (under sedation)
    1982 Yamaha Virago 750
    1998 Honda Valkyrie 1500 Standard
    2000 Kawi ZRX1100


    "The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir."

    - Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science As a Candle in the Dark


  13. #13
    Perfect, except for this.
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    North Shore MA

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Quote Originally Posted by kawasakijockey View Post
    You know what I have under my yard? Crawfish! Damned mudbugs..
    But mudbugs are good!

  14. #14
    BadAss Hooligan
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Manhattan, KS

    Re: Got my first oil royalty check!

    Your doing better than my Oklahoma oil. All of last year was $100.00.
    In Loving Memory of My Wife
    Ronda 1/27/63 - 7/16/08
    Miss You BOO


 

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